January 2011
22 posts
Naked on the floor
My life is a comedy of errors of late. I won’t go into details of all the situations, but I’ll share what happened from this morning. We must laugh, to keep from crying.
I’ve started taking these Core Fusion classes. My mom bought me a 10-pack on some discount website a year ago and I had to start it before today or it would expire. Let me tell you - I knew there was a reason I...
If You Like It, Then You Should Put a Ring On It:... →
youshouldputaringonit:
I got a message from a new guy on Ok Cupid, in which he talked about my favorite books and asked for recommendations. And then he signed it:
“Thanks! [his name]”
I love talking about books with guys. I love it when we have the same taste or when they talk about their favorite novel and it’s one…
Ha! My favorite is “Kind regards, [his name.”...
If You Like It, Then You Should Put a Ring On It:... →
youshouldputaringonit:
A truth that scares men: Women have thought about marrying you. Serious girlfriends, unserious girlfriends, nongirlfriends, one-night stands, first dates, friends, that girl you see in the elevator every morning, that stranger who grazed your arm while walking past you on the subway—they’ve all…
This is true. Scary, yes, but true.
(Also, new favorite blog!)
Signs you've had a strange childhood:
I drank from the glass that sat on my nightstand and thought to myself, “Hmmm, this tastes like water from the pool on my Barbie Dream House.”
(For the record, Barbie pool water tastes a little over-chlorinated and plasticy. I was drinking from a glass which I’d poured somewhat recently. Unsolved mysteries!)
“Imagine it’s 1995: almost no one but Gordon Gekko and Zack Morris have...”
– The First Decade of the Future is Behind Us | Science Not Fiction | Discover Magazine (via arielwaldman)
WE LIVE IN THE MOTHER FLIPPIN FUTURE!!!
(via msg)
God, I’m old.
Losing my shit...
…over keys. I know I’m so lame! I lost my keys on New Year’s Eve. I have no idea how or where. Champy made me do it! So, my roomie was nice enough to get a copy of her keys made for me. Uno problemo - they are not working! If you know where I live, please don’t rob me, but I had to leave our apartment door fully unlocked this morning when I left. I’m so scared all my...
I've had this blog for a year...
I suppose it is time I added something to it.